Yo! Hey, taxi! Hey!
Halt, taxi, please!
She works hard for the money
Come on, come on. Let's go!
She works hard for the money
so you better treat her right
Excuse me, miss,
we're getting ready to close.
She's been here for six hours.
[?], miss.
I'm going to insist
that you stop doing that.
She's exercising.
Give her a minute.
Sir, we're closing.
I know. Just give me three minutes.
Come back.
Three minutes. You can time me!
Oh, thank God.
Excuse me. Do you know this woman?
Yeah. Just don't ask me her name.
We've been trying to tell her
it's closing time,
but she doesn't seem to [?].
That's because
she doesn't speak English.
Hello, Allen. How was your day?
I never went to college,
but wasn't that English?
Thank you for letting me
use your television.
It was very educational.
It's all right, miss.
What's your name?
It's hard to say in English.
Well, just say it in your language.
All right. My name is...
Hey, how 'bout those Knicks?
I'm confused why you haven't
said anything until now.
I didn't know English.
I see. Now you do?
I learned from television. It's [?]!
I'll ask questions
and if you answer correctly,
you can win one of these prizes.
A wall clock,
matching washer and dryer,
or a brand-new car!
Let me go first, okay?
Who are you? Where are you from?
Begin when you were born
and finish when you blew up the TVs.
Pretty.
Well, yeah.
I've never thought about it before.
Are you from Cape Cod?
No, I'm from another place.
Yeah? I've got a [?] from there.
Ha-ha-ha.
Are you an American?
No.
Then why were you in
Cape Cod and now New York?
How did the cops find you naked?
What's that?
What? The music?
I like music!
I heard some in the television,
Dance Fever.
Hey, I love you, girl
Darling
Ah, hi, hi.
We better go, hon, or else we'll be late.
You never [?] music?
What's that?
Ah...
Oh, gosh!
What's that?
It's a movie theater.
What the hell you doin'?
You could've got me killed!
Cut her some slack.
She's from out of town.
Keep her on a leash.
Yeah, yeah. Have a nice day.
Hello?
Did you see this?
It's wonderfully delicious
and so good for you.
While you're here, watch a little less TV.
How long are you going to be in [?]?
Six fun-filled days.
Oh, six days.
Is that all?
Six days,
and the moon is full.
Oh.
The moon is full.
If I stay longer than that,
I can't ever go back.
Oh, I get... What?
Is there some sort of
immigration [?]?
Where did you get that?
Where? Oh, for...
Sir? Here you are, sir. There you go.
I'm going to have to call you something
in English,
because I can't pronounce... What?
What are English names?
There's millions of them, I guess.
Jennifer, Joanie, Hillary.
Careful. Those are hot.
Names, names. Linda, Kim...
Where are we? Madison.
Elizabeth, Samantha...
I like Madison.
Madison's not a [?].
Well, all right. Madison it is.
Good thing we weren't at 149th Street.
Are we going back to where you live?
Okay, um, here's the thing.
I was going to find you a hotel,
but I figure that after this afternoon...
Well, I just assumed that...
Would you [?] staying with me?
I want to stay with you.