Oh my god.
Dear Miss Lancaster,
I cannot answer your questions, at least not in writing,
because to do so would constitute a sequel
that you might publish or otherwise share on the internet.
Not that I don't [?] you, but how could I trust you?
I barely know you.
Should ever you find yourself in Amsterdam,
do pay a visit at your leisure.
What?
Your Miss Sincerely, Peter Van Houten?
Peter Van...
Oh my god, what is this life?
Stop!
Mom!
Hansel, what's wrong?
Mom, look at this.
No, come here, come here, come here.
Look.
What?
Yes, Peter Van Houten.
Look what he said!
Should ever you find yourself in Amsterdam?
I have to go!
That's incredible.
He [?] us to Amsterdam.
Amsterdam!
Amsterdam!
Wow.
Can we go?
I mean, do you think we could actually go?
I mean, Amsterdam, I want you to have everything you want in the world.
But we don't have the [?].
You know, just like getting all the equipment over there.
I don't know, how do we do that?
Yeah, no, duh.
I'm sorry.
Hey, you.
I'm so sorry.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
So...
Why don't you ask the genies?
Use your wish.
I use it.
I use it.
Free miracle.
What'd you use it on?
What'd you use it on?
Not Disney.
Hazel Grace.
Hazel Grace.
Why don't you just ask the genies? Use your wish.
I use it, pre-miracle.
What'd you use it on?
Not Disney.
Hazel Grace, you did not go to [?].
I was 13.
You did not use your last dying wish to go to Disney World.
And Epcot Center.
Oh, my God.
It was actually a really fun trip.
It was the saddest thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
No, I meant Goofy.
Now I'm just embarrassed.
Why are you embarrassed?
I can't believe I have a [?] on a girl with such cliché wishes.
Terrible.
You coming?
The most important thing in any MRI is to lie completely still.
But that day, it was almost impossible.
Hey, Gus.
How are you?
Hi, Mrs. Lancaster.
Hey.
Rick Smith's jersey?
Yeah, it is indeed.
I love that guy.
I'm with Gus at Swaters.
Nice to meet you, Michael.
It's good to see you.
Hi, Mrs. Lancaster.
Good to see you.
Hi, Mrs. Lancaster.
Good to see you.
Hi, Mrs. Lancaster.
Good to see you.
Hi, Hazel Grace.
Hi.
How would you like to go on a [?] with me?
I would love to go on a picnic with you.
Shall we?
No.
Well, we'll...
go to a picnic with you.
I have a picnic with me.
I would love to go on a picnic with you.
Shall we?
No, we, well, I, uh, let me, I'm, I smell like hospital, so I should just change.
So, uh, you're, uh, you're a survivor yourself, huh?
Yeah.
You know, I didn't cut this fella off for the hell of it.
Although it does make an excellent weight loss strategy.
Uh, legs are very heavy.
How, how's your, uh, how's your [?] now?
It's great.
I'm NEC for 14 months.
Really?
Yeah.
That's fantastic.
Yeah.
I'm very lucky.
Uh.
Hey, listen, Gus.
Um.
Yeah.
I mean, you have to understand, Hazel's still pretty [?].
And she will be the rest of her life.
Wow.
I mean, she's going to want to keep up with you.
She's that kind of girl.
But the truth is, her lungs.
Ready, Gus?
Yeah.
All right.
See you soon.
All right.
Oh.
Such a beautiful day.
Yeah.
Is this where you take all of your romantic conquests?
Yeah, every last one of them.
That's probably why I'm still a virgin.
You are not still a virgin.
Are you really?
Let me show you something.
See this circle?
Well, that is the [?] of virgins.
Uh-huh.
And this is 18-year-old dude's one leg.
So, yeah.
Funky Bones by Joop van Lieshout.
He sounds quite Dutch.
And he is.
Much like Rick Smith's.
And tulips.
Sandwich?
Let me guess.
Dutch [?] and tomato.
Sorry, the tomatoes are Mexican.
How dare you?
Hmm.