Well, this is nice.

We don't have a lot of [?] over.

That's not true. Koothrappali and Wolowitz come over all the time.

- I know, but... - Tuesday night,

we played Klingon Boggle till 1:00 a.m.

Yeah, I remember.

- Don't say we don't have company. - Sorry.

- That has negative social implications. - I said I'm [?]!

So...

Klingon Boggle?

Yeah. It's like [?] Boggle, but...

in Klingon.

That's probably enough about us. So, tell us about you.

Me? Okay.

I'm a Sagittarius,

which probably tells you way more than you need to know.

Yes. It tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion

that the sun's apparent [?]

relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth

somehow affects your personality.

Participate in the what?

I think what Sheldon's trying to say

is that Sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess.

Yeah, a lot of people think I'm a [?] sign.

Okay, let's see, what else.

I'm a vegetarian. Except for fish.

And the occasional steak. I love steak!

Well, that's interesting.

Leonard can't [?] corn.

Well... do you have some sort of a job?

I'm a waitress at The Cheesecake Factory.

I love cheesecake.

You're lactose-intolerant.

I don't eat it... I just think it's a good idea.

Anyways, I'm also writing a [?].

It's about this sensitive girl who comes to L.A. from Lincoln, Nebraska,

to be an actress and winds up a waitress at The Cheesecake Factory.

So, it's based on your life.

No, I'm from Omaha.

If that was movie, I would go see it.

I know, right?

Okay, let's see, what else...

Guess that's about it.

That's the story of Penny.

It sounds [?].

It was.

Until I fell in love with a jerk!

What's happening?

[?], you know, 4 years I lived with him.

4 years... that's like as long as high school.

It took you 4 years to get through high school?