Buddy, what are you wearing?

- Nothing. - Uh-uh. No jacket.

One hat. How many pairs of [?] do you have on?

One. [Sighs] Six.

First of all, it would be really cool to see Haley that fat.

And how awesome would it be to have a fake little brother who's really my nephew.

Haley is not [?] pregnant. [Clears Throat]

Just saying "if." I know.

And I know you like to make trouble for your sister, but it's not gonna work this time.

You know why? 'Cause your sister's a good girl.

I know. I was just like her when I was-

I want you to know, I'm not [?] this.

But this is an important lesson that you're learning.

So, soak it. Keep it.

[Clearing Throat]

You're too close. It's gonna hurt.

It's supposed to hurt.

- And why are you [?]? - I'm- What?

Oh, forget it. I can't do this.

The point is you're scared. I think you've learned your lesson.

[Shoots] Wow.

Ow!

Mom! What are you doing?

Oh, hey! I was just, um, [?] off some laundry.

- Is this a bad time? - Yeah.

Oh. Okay.

Uh, can you shut the door, please?

Actually, we're just gonna go ahead and leave that open.

Why?

Because I have, uh, [?] this little show before-

lying on the bed with a tall senior.

One minute you're just friends, watching Falcon Crest,

and the next you're lying underneath the air hockey table with your bra in your pocket.

Whoa. Mom!

- [Whimpering] You hit my [?]! - It was an accident!

- I thought you were my friend! - I am your friend.

Dad! Dad, Dad. You have got to talk to Mom.

She is, like, [?] freaking out and embarrassing me!

Honey, your mom isn't always as [?] about things as-

- [Shoots] - Ow!

What is with this thing?