Oh, those baby ducks were so cute.

I can't believe they let us walk right up and feed them.

- I need to go to the bathroom. - We stopped five minutes ago.

Yeah, but someone knocked on the [?],

and I couldn't go.

I'm telling you.

A big, crazy prank is just what the [?] ordered.

The dean will go nuts.

I got it!

We wait by his mailbox, and when he comes outside,

we roll him up in a carpet and [?] him off a bridge!

So it's a prank you're looking for, is it?

I'll give you your prank.

The only other college in 50 [?]

is Springfield A&M,

so they're our best target.

Those bastards.

Meet Sir Oinkcelot,

the beloved mascot of Springfield A&M.

Here he is presiding over last year's homecoming.

Here he is conferring an honorary [?]

on Richard Nixon.

And here he is rolling in his own filth.

Gentlemen, I propose we kidnap Sir Oinkcelot.

And then we roll him up in a carpet

and throw him off a [?]!

What?

Look,

you pull its tail straight,

and it curls right back up again.

Curly, straight. Curly, straight.

Curly, straight. Curly, straight.

Mr. Simpson, I don't think he likes that.

Of course he does. He's a cute little [?].

Curly, straight. Curly, straight. Ow!

- Why, you little... - Mr. Simpson, stop!

It's a defenseless animal!

Hey, the pig's acting kinda funny.

He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor.

Guys, he's really [?].

Hello! That sounds like a pig fainting.

I'm sorry, boys.

I-I've never expelled anyone before,

but that pig had some [?] friends.

Oh, you'll pay. Don't think you won't pay!

Guys, believe me.

I didn't mean to get you expelled.

Oh, don't worry, Mr. Simpson.

We can take care of ourselves.

Uh, wallet inspector.

Oh, here you go.

I believe that's all in order.

I can't believe that worked!

Hey! That's not the wallet inspector.