This doesn't worry you?

She barely slept on the plane and she's still wide awake.

- Oh, stop worrying. - I can't.

That- That orphanage was all [?].

Maybe she just- she can't fall asleep unless she feels a woman's shape.

I guess that's possible. So here.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Yes, I've gained a few extra [?] while we were expecting the baby,

which has been very difficult.

But apparently your body does a nesting, very maternal, primal thing...

where it retains nutrients- some sort of molecular physiology thing.

But that's [?].

You can't- You can't fight it, so-

- I'm not saying anything. - You're saying everything.

Count to three. One, two-

Three. Okay.

Oh, Cam. This is beautiful. Oh, my God. Do you [?] it?

Yes, I-

What the hell is that?

I had Andre do it while we were gone. Is that us, with [?]?

We're floating above her, always there to protect her.

Okay. Well, that's reassuring, right, Lily?

Yes, we tore you away from [?] you know, but don't worry, things are normal here.

Your fathers are floating fairies. No, can you call Andre,

have him paint something a little [?] gay?

By the way, we need to stop having friends with names like Andre.

Redheaded dad is angry daddy. No, I'm not.

Yes, you are. Even Pepper pointed it out on the way home from the [?].

Okay, that's another one- Pepper.

Okay, what's up?

All right, look. I-

I- I never told my family we were adopting a [?].

And- I know.

You do? Yeah, and I don't blame you. I know your family.

You'd tell 'em. They'd say something judgmental.

Exactly. You'd get mad.

I know. And then something that's supposed to be nothing but [?]...

suddenly turns into this huge fight.

And who wants a big, emotional scene like that? Thank you. Thank you.

I'm so- I'm so relieved you understand.

I invited them over for [?] tonight.

What? I had to.

This would have gone on forever. You're an avoider.

No. No. No. Cam, I'm calling them right now and canceling.

No, you're not. You're telling your [?] you adopted a baby, tonight.

And you do have avoidance issues. Even Longinus said so.

Are- Are you really not hearing these names?

[Doorbell Rings] [Haley] Don't answer it! I'll get it!

Hi. Hey, you must be Dylan.

Hey. Dylan. Yeah. I'm Haley's mother.

Hey. Mm-hmm.

Come on. Let's go. [Clears Throat] Okay. Um-

Hang on one second. Um- Whoa.

Dylan, you're [?] in high school?

Yeah, I'm a senior. A senior. Okay. Cool.

Hey, Phil. Sweetie. Honey. He is Dylan, and he is a senior.

[Whispers] You have to scare him.

Let me meet this "playa."

Phil Dunphy, yo.

It's like that. You just- You just [?] down at 'em,

let the eyes do the work.

Your mouth might be saying, "Hey, we cool,"

but your eyes are like, "No, we not."

"Nice to meet you." "No, it's not."

"It's all good."

[Mutters]

Yo. Yo.

Okay, I see you two guys- Wait, wait, wait.

You two-

You two [?] it real, know what I mean, son?

Not really.

Please, stop. That's cool.

Ow. Oh, God! That's my back. Oh, honey. Sweetheart.

Ow! Oh! I slipped in the baby oil.

"Oh, where you from originally?"

"I could defeat you if it came to a physical confrontation."

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! I don't know about this. Should I call a [?]?

No, no, no, no, no. Okay.

You're very strong, homes. Thanks.

Okay. Nice- Nice [?] landing. There you go.

Okay. I am on my side though. Okay, let's go. Come on.

So just flip me right back, and we're good. [Sighs]

We'll be good.

I just need to get flipped right on my back, and we should be fine. So-