[Claire] Kids, breakfast!

Kids? [Sighs] Phil, would you get them? [Video Game Sounds]

Yeah. Just a sec.

Kids!

That is- Okay.

Kids? Get down here!

Why are you guys yelling at us when we're way upstairs?

Just text me. All right. That's not gonna [?].

And, wow! You're not wearing that outfit.

What's wrong with it? Honey, do you have anything to say to your daughter...

about her skirt? Sorry.

- Oh, yeah. That looks really cute, sweetheart. - Thanks.

No. It's way too short. People know you're a girl. You don't need to [?] it to them.

Luke got his head stuck in the banister again.

I got it. Where's the baby oil?

It's on our bedside tab- I don't know. Find it.

Come on!

I was out of control growing up.

There, you know? I said it.

I-I just don't want my kids...

to make the same [?] mistakes I made.

I-If Haley never wakes up on a beach in Florida, half-naked,

I've done my job.

Our job. Right.

I've done our job.

¡Vamos, Manny! Kick it! Kick it!

Don't let him- Kick it!

Manny, go! ¡A la derecha! ¡A la derecha!

No! No, no.

- He tripped him, Jay. Where's the penalty? - [Whistle Blows]

Gloria, they're 0 and 6. Let's take it down a notch.

[Chuckles] We're very different.

Jay's from the city.

He has a [?] business.

I come from a small village.

Very poor but very, very beautiful.

It's the [?] one village in all Colombia for all the-

What's the word?

Murders. Yes. The murders.

Manny, stop him!

Stop him! You can do it!

[Boy] Damn it, Manny!

Come on, Coach. You gotta [?] that kid out.

You wanna take him out? How about I take you out?

- Honey, honey. - Why don't you worry about your son?

He spent the first half with his [?] in his pants!

[Mouths Word]

I've wanted to tell her off for the last six weeks.

I'm Josh. Ryan's dad.

Hi, I'm Gloria Pritchett. Manny's mother.

- Oh, and this must be your dad. - Her dad?

Yeah. No, no. That's funny.

Actually, no, I'm her husband.

Don't be fooled by the, uh-

Give me a [?] here.

Who is a good girl? Who's that?

Who's that?

- Oh, she's adorable. - Oh, thank you.

Hi, precious. Hello.

[Blows Raspberry] Hi. Hi.

Uh, we just, uh- We just adopted [?] from Vietnam.

And we're bringing her home for the first time, huh?

She's an angel. You and your [?] must be thrilled.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Daddy needed snacks.

Hi.

[Grunts] So, what are we talking about?

Uh, we have been together for-

guh, five- five years now?

And, uh, we just- we decided we [?] wanted to have a baby.

So, we had initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate, but-

Then we figured, they're already mean enough.

Can you imagine one of 'em pregnant? Pregnant, no.

No, thank you. Ick.

You saw that, right? Everybody fawning over Lily,

and then you [?] on and suddenly it's all,

"Ooh, SkyMall.

I gotta buy a motorized tie rack."

All right, you know, I'm gonna give the [?]. You are not giving the speech.

You're gonna be stuck with these people for the next five hours.

You're right, you're right. Okay. I'm sorry.

- Look at that baby with those cream puffs. - Okay. Excuse me.

Excuse me.

This [?] would have grown up in a crowded orphanage if it wasn't for us "cream puffs."

And you know what? Note to all of you who judge- Mitchell!

- Hear this. Love knows no race, creed- - Mitchell.

Or gender.

And [?] on you, you small-minded, ignorant few- Mitchell.

Mitchell! What?

[Whispers] She's got the cream puffs.

Oh.

We would like to [?] for everyone's headsets.