Week 1 – Bomb!!

Woman: Ooh! Come here. Come here, come here, come here.
You [?] to see this.
I’m about to give Captain Holt his gift.

Man: Oh, did he lift his “no gift” [?]?

Woman: No, he didn’t.
But I figured out a way to buy him something
and [?] him into accepting it.

Man: You are bad.

Woman: I know, right?
Oh, wait. You’re [?] fun of me.

Man: Mm-hmm.

Woman: Well, I don’t care.
He would never open a gift, right?
But what if his gift didn’t [?] like a gift?

Man: He would open it?

Woman: Exactly!
I left it in a cardboard [?] on his desk.
There’s no card, just the words “Open now,”
which I wrote with my wrong [?]
so he wouldn’t recognize my handwriting.
Captain.

Captain: Santiago. Peralta.

Man: Sir. So just to recap,
you left an unmarked package on a [?] captain’s desk
on a random Monday, with a suspicious message
written on it that [?] like
it was scrawled by a crazy [?].

Woman: Mm-hmm.

Captain: Bomb! There’s a bomb!
Everyone out! Let’s go, let’s go!
This is not a drill!
Let’s go!

Man: Great [?], babe.